beware: mad scientist gunk

I drive a burgundy minivan (more on that mommy pleasure later).  However, these oh-so glorious winter days have caused me to drive a random burgundy, fade to gray, fade to white minivan.  I picked up The Boy from school this afternoon, he wiped 2 fingers on the van, examined his fingers and said to me “Just as I thought.  Mad Scientist Gunk.”

That’s right young man.  Tell me more…