Let’s say this moves in next door to you.

Is your first reaction OH shit! There goes the neighborhood! Do you assume we’re white trash? Will you still bring us lasagna or chocolate chip cookies & welcome us to the neighborhood?

I’m beginning to think this simply adds to my charm. And I’ll keep telling myself that until I feel more comfortable parting with $900. So when I move in next door to you, please don’t be afraid.  We are friendly people. And not quite perfect! Although close.