i scream. you scream. we all scream

…but not for ice cream. Why is parenthood filled with so much screaming? Note to readers: if you don’t scream at your children a) you can stop reading here and b) I think you’re full of shit!

OMG! The amount of yelling is out of control. I feel like days are just spent in a downward spiral. Sure it’s not all day (most days) but moments, really, really long moments of hitting a brick wall.

WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO GET THEM TO LISTEN?

WHAT’S WITH THE CRAPTASTIC ATTITUDES?

IS IT THE MOVE OR AM I JUST MAKING EXCUSES?

WILL I STILL HAVE A VOICE IN 2-3 YEARS?

AM I ALONE?

OMG WILL I MAKE IT AS A MOM?