for the next 24 hours

For the next 24 hours, I will not have to say:

Wash your hands
Wipe your mouth
Close the door
STOP fighting
Did you flush?
YES, this is dinner
Get off your brother
Chew with your mouth closed
Yes! It’s time for bed

I will not need to say these things because I’m far, far way from home. For a girls night with some old friends. In Chicago. We’re gonna get our MommyCrazy on and I can’t wait.

Kids – listen to your father tonight!

My girls in Chicago – wash your hands. Chew with your mouth closed. Keep the tattoos & body piercings to a minimum. Now let’s go rock this town.

WAIT, did any of you bring bail money??

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