For the next 24 hours, I will not have to say:
Wash your hands
Wipe your mouth
Close the door
Did you flush?
YES, this is dinner
Get off your brother
Chew with your mouth closed
Yes! It’s time for bed
I will not need to say these things because I’m far, far way from home. For a girls night with some old friends. In Chicago. We’re gonna get our MommyCrazy on and I can’t wait.
Kids – listen to your father tonight!
My girls in Chicago – wash your hands. Chew with your mouth closed. Keep the tattoos & body piercings to a minimum. Now let’s go rock this town.
WAIT, did any of you bring bail money??