Hannah (age 6) recently celebrated 100 days at school (nevermind it’s felt much, much longer) & she brought home a couple projects that caught my eye.
Exhibit A: “When she’s 100, she will be ded (aka dead).” Yes, probably. Or she cude lef (that’s “could live” for all you non-readers of the 1st grade language.)
Exhibit B: Apparently between now (again, age 6) and 100, she will be “getting some work done.” And then I’ll be all, “As your mother, I must tell you you are now top-heavy. Walking will be struggle. Gravity will not be your friend…face. pavement. Think about it!” You know, all the important things a girl should know before making “an upgrade” as told to her my her mother.