Bitch Stole My Bike

Back in March, I got a beach cruiser bike for my big 4-0. I live no where near the beach but I have dreams of someday being a beach girl, so an old lady cruiser bike is a step in the right direction. Right? Exactly!

Last weekend, I piled the kids into the minivan and DROVE them down to the neighborhood pool while The Husband finished up some things around the house.  Then he made his way to the pool.

Here he is returning home on the ride that got him down to the pool…