Yeeeeahhhh, it’s New Year’s Day! Day to start living by that list of gluten-free, dairy-free, sugar-free, alcohol-free, fun-free, gym visiting, walk around with a smile on my face mediation crap we “must-do” to become better people.
YEAHHHHH!!! Let’s celebrate.
Me neither. I love how on a random day in January, when it’s sub-zero in most of the country, we decide to take away some of our favorite things to make ourselves happier. Make ourselves better. Sounds awful!
I doth protest!
So like I did yesterday, I’ll sit on my couch wrapped in a blanket, knowing there’s no good reason to journey outside, but I can probably make a very strong case to shove some sugar-filled, gluten-filled goodness in mah’mouth with a side of dairy or alcohol.
Knowing full well the gym is obviously closed today (National Holiday). Obviously.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!