There's not a lot I want in life. A few simple things like tickets to the Ellen show. (And winning the Powerball. Then giving it away from my newly purchased beach house.) See? Simple! But neither one is panning out yet. I can't seem to get my hands on tickets to the Ellen Show. Which makes me sad, so [...]
RERUN: All the talk of Tom Brady's balls has me reminiscing about all the talk of balls in our house. This event originally occurred in February 2011. We still aren't allowed to play with our balls in the house, BUT, with Puberty Day fast approaching on February 11th, I may need to ease up on this super-strict house [...]
Hi Mom - Today's your birthday. But you already knew that as you are in your 60s and still of sound mind. I know you wonder if I truly believe that - the "you're still of sound mind." God, did I fight that theory through the years. Like most strong willed, independent girls (I'd like [...]
Hello, and welcome to the 'hood! I wanted to go ahead and introduce myself. Since it's been so cold outside, I haven't had a chance to walk over and with the cloud cover lately, I've been lazy as hell. I mean, busy. I'm very, very busy. For reference, I'm the really good looking lady that lives [...]
(From the vault: We've had 2 snow days and a 2 hour delay and it's only the middle of December! Winter doesn't officially start until this weekend and the fact that my kids have already missed some school makes me pissy! I'm reposting some of my favorites from Summertime!) Back in March, I got a [...]
I don't know who you are, but I hate you simply because you do this to your car!