New Series: If I…

New Series: If I…

I’m the master at telling myself, "If I do 'X', I'll get Y".  For example: If I...get an iWatch, I’ll go to the gym wayyyyy more. If I...get an Insta-pot, I’ll cook for my family wayyyy more. If I...start meditating, I’ll find peace and unicorns and leprechauns and wayyyy more happiness. If more donuts, [...]


There's rumors of coyotes sightings in the neighborhood, so some of us more daring Moms are gathering in one of our backyards tonight to see if we can spot one or some or a whole, whole bunch. This is a super dangerous endeavor so I'm bringing my super special, coyote watching gear: That outta do [...]

Die Mark Zuckerberg

Pages. Profiles. Personal. Business. Likes. Friends. Blah. Blah. Blah. URGH! Yes, Mark Z is making me grunt and not in a happy way. URGHHHHHHH. Apparently I clicked around a little too much in Facebook today and no longer exist.  I mean I do, but not as who I want or who I was on Facebook. [...]

This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever read

Their baby girl North is just one week old, but Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have already proven to be stand-up parents.  "Kanye is already an incredibly present father," a friend of Kardashian's tells PEOPLE. "He's very relaxed and comfortable." Because, after being parents for a whole week, I'm "sure" they've got it all figured out. Who doesn't?? Assholes.