It's been a rough couple of weeks in my neck of the woods. I live, and am raising my kids, in a part of the country I never had a strong desire to live. A place that was never on my list. I was gonna live in Chicago or LA or New York (friends would [...]
I’m the master at telling myself, "If I do 'X', I'll get Y". For example: If I...get an iWatch, I’ll go to the gym wayyyyy more. If I...get an Insta-pot, I’ll cook for my family wayyyy more. If I...start meditating, I’ll find peace and unicorns and leprechauns and wayyyy more happiness. If I...eat more donuts, [...]
There's rumors of coyotes sightings in the neighborhood, so some of us more daring Moms are gathering in one of our backyards tonight to see if we can spot one or some or a whole, whole bunch. This is a super dangerous endeavor so I'm bringing my super special, coyote watching gear: That outta do [...]
Back in March, I got a beach cruiser bike for my big 4-0. I live no where near the beach but I have dreams of someday being a beach girl, so an old lady cruiser bike is a step in the right direction. Right? Exactly! Last weekend, I piled the kids into the minivan and [...]
Pages. Profiles. Personal. Business. Likes. Friends. Blah. Blah. Blah. URGH! Yes, Mark Z is making me grunt and not in a happy way. URGHHHHHHH. Apparently I clicked around a little too much in Facebook today and no longer exist. I mean I do, but not as who I want or who I was on Facebook. [...]
Their baby girl North is just one week old, but Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have already proven to be stand-up parents. "Kanye is already an incredibly present father," a friend of Kardashian's tells PEOPLE. "He's very relaxed and comfortable." -People.com Because, after being parents for a whole week, I'm "sure" they've got it all figured out. Who doesn't?? Assholes.
Hello friends - I've started upon a new adventure appropriately deemed Mommy's Misadventures. After blogging at ottmama.com for a couple of years, I went through an identity crisis of sorts (not Canadian. Pretty sure I'm not an ottoman either, but still confirming as the jury seems out on that one! Here rest your feet upon [...]